Ha–Do–Ken!!

yay, more stuff stolen from pisay people’s multiply accounts..
this is yet another quiz that i will answer since i’m bored..

What will you do/what will your reaction be if your crush: (this version is for guys)

1. removes her shirt/blouse in front of you
- look away. IMMEDIATELY. (no, seriously, i’ll do that, despite the fact most people think i won’t.. i respect women you know..)

2. Has a failing card grade
- true enough, no reaction. we are in the same boat after all..

3. makes a three-pointer in basketball
- i think my jaw would reach my groin area if that happened.

4. Asks you to be her prom date
- that will not happen. for one thing, prom’s over. but if the shoe fits next time ’round…

5. has an accident
- i’ll do what a true friend would. go visit and be encouraging

6. asks you to watch a movie with her
- i’m game! as long as i’m paying..

7. holds your hand
- oh how i wish… of course, hypothetically speaking, if it happens, i would savor the moment and, of course, reciprocate.

8. hits you with a ball
- it keeps happening. no comment..

9. treats you to something
- it has happened.. although i’d like it if i do the treating.. despite the fact that i may not seem to want to do such, i actually do. very much. only for her though..

10. puts her arm around you
- refer to item number 7.

11. pinagtripan ka
- i’ll play along, i guess..

12. gets your ID
- gets her ID and wears it..

13. bumps you
- i’d bump her back. softly, of course. (weakling’s advantage)

14. teases me
- right back at ya’

15. suddenly hugs you from behind
- i’d say something like, “what am i, a stuffed toy?” (i am the farthest thing from a stuffed toy anyhow)

16. tells you “i love you”
- if she doesn’t mean it, then i wouldn’t mind. if she means it, i could die right there and then. after saying the same thing. lol.

17. borrows money from you
- hell, she’s always making me some kind of bank. she doesn’t only borrow money, but school stuff. thank God no conjugal property is involved..

18. doesn’t pay the debt she owes you
- i’d kindly remind her to pay up. now.

19. sends you cellular phone credits even though you don’t need it
- would prolly send it back, unless i happen to be load-deficient.

20. calls you at home
- obviously, i’d answer the phone, right? conversation will then ensue.

21. talks with you until the wee hours of the morning
- i’d probably run out of things to say

22. asks you to be her boyfriend
- ah, the clincher question. i’d say yes, of course, love her as much as i can, similar to what i’ve done before, text everyday, get a pair of Sun SIM cards, know her exact address, know her home phone number, know her parents and siblings, know where i can find her in UP, spend a shitload of time with her everyday, and, of course, be loyal to her.

however, this is highly unlikely..

lol, boredom at 1 am..

P.S.: item 22 is a good template on how-to-treat-high-school-partner

at least, i think it is..